ARAFAT RETIRES TO ´OCCUPIED´ MIAMI BEACH

Abu Afak, Donnerstag, 29. Mai 2003, 04:40 (vor 7849 Tagen)

ARAFAT TO RETIRE TO MIAMI BEACH; CLAIMS LAND HELD
BY JEWISH RETIREES

(Miami)--In a move that has significantly altered
the political landscape of the Middle East, PLO
Chairman Yassir Arafat last Saturday announced his
retirement and quickly moved to Miami, Florida.
Almost immediately, Arafat claimed 39% of the land
owned by Hillel House on the campus of The
University of Miami, as well as land occupied by
the Moses Mendelssohn Community Retirement Center
situated in the trendy South Beach section of the
city.

Arafat, however, got more than he bargained for
when he attempted to occupy the Retirement Center
land. Members of the South Beach Hadassah who were
meeting in the Center at the time met his military
incursion with fierce resistance. Reports are
still sketchy, but it appears that Arafat and his
forces sustained serious casualties and had to
abandon their attack when elderly Hadassah members
hurled Mah Jongg tiles at the Palestinian
terrorists.

The European Parliament quickly denounced the
Hadassah group´s inflammatory use of Mah Jongg
tiles, and decided to consider a proposal to send
peacekeeping troops to Miami Beach to establish
"safe zones" for Palestinians. Arafat is going to
appear before the General Assembly of the United
Nations to urge the passing of Resolution 843,
making ALL Jewish settlements in Florida illegal.

Hannah Ashwari has been invited by twenty American
Universities to discuss the historic right of
Palestinians to all the land now held "illegally
by the Jews in Florida." She says that the Jews
have forced the Palestinians out since the 1940s,
and the land rightfully belongs to them. She
blames the Jews for converting the Florida swamps
into settlements, housing developments and malls
that have destroyed the historic evidence for
Muslim/Palestinian existence in Florida since 1000
BCE, 1600 years before Muhammed.