Ich liebe Italien, Berlusconi hin oder her...
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Three Italian Nuns In Heaven
Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the
Pearly Gates, they are
met by St. Peter.
He says "Sisters, you all led such wonderful lives
that I´m granting
you six months to go back to earth and be anyone
you want to be."
The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;"
and *poof* she´s
gone.
The second says, "I want to be Madonna;" and
*poof* she´s gone.
The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini."
St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he says.
"Sara Pipalini;" replies the nun.
St. Peter shakes his head and says; "I´m sorry,
but that name just
isn´t in the book."
The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit
and hands it to St.
Peter.
He reads the paper and starts laughing.
He hands it back to her and says....
"No sister, the paper says it was the ´Sahara
Pipeline´ that was laid
by 1,400 men in 6 months."
