Oh man, was für Leute es gibt.

"Monday, February 17, 2003

I´m dying...I think I have mono...I went to sleep
after i got home, and just woke up. I´m still
tired. I hate Xanga...

Monday, February 24, 2003

ha...i super forgot to put on deodorant today.
Luckily, it was really cold and I didnt sweat any.
I´ve been forgetting to do stuff in the morning
alot lately...I hate xanga, and I dont even know
why I post...probably because I love xanga at the
same time...stupid/awesome xanga.

Tuesday, February 25, 2003

My trial of Xanga Premium has expired. Woe is
me. I got digital cable today...I really miss my
satellite. The cable guy super ripped my dad off
too...jerk.

Monday, March 17, 2003

Last week was the most politically active week of
my life. I went to a Jello Biafra thing put on by
the Chicago Green Party, I went to a peace rally
and talked to this lady from the Socialist Party
for about 10 minutes, and I joined the Chicago
Socialist Party.

One of my stupid finches killed the other one
today, which makes me really happy because I hate
birds. I´ve also decided that Hyde´s dad is my
favorite "That 70s Show" character...I don´t even
watch the show, but I did today. I want some
bison jerky.


Thursday, April 03, 2003
When I asked my dad if my new haircut made me look
more masculine, his reply was a firm "No." What
does he know?

Helpful hint for the day: Whenever somebody says
"Socialism/communism only works in theory," it
means that the person knows absolutely nothing
about socialism or communism.


Friday, April 04, 2003

I´m sitting in my 3rd hour class right now...I
don´t even have a teacher...I could probably just
not show up and nobody would care...I am so
freaking bored. Joe Galvan is making some dumb
slide show next to me. I hate school, and I´m
hungry.

Monday, April 07, 2003

Mr. Morgan, my favorite teacher, said that he can
see me wandering around state and national parks
while ranting about socialism and reform...I´m
going to take that as a compliment.

Saturday, April 12, 2003

Right now, I´m downloading a song by some band
called "Last of the Juanitas"...I liked their
name, and had nothing better to do.
Today, I watched the History Channel all day, and
ate a turkey sandwich, a burrito, and some
popcorn. The History Channel is my only realy
friend. It´s the only one there when all my "real"
friends abandon me. I watched documentaries on
cleavage, Japanese and German kamikazes, and seige
weapons.

Tuesday, April 29, 2003

Sometimes I feel that my life is nothing more
than one big sitcom. Maybe some day I will
elaborate as to why I feel that way, but I really
don´t feel like typing that much. My uncle threw
a pencil at me today as I was walking to
school...which is what brought about the whole
sitcom thing.


Monday, May 19, 2003

Wow...I haven´t gotten my Xanga on in quite a
while...it seems like a foreign country...like
Minnesota or something.

I broke my scooter this week...so I´ve been really
sad...I almost cried.

Monday, June 02, 2003

I feel very European, because I ate a chocolate
Euro...

I saw a bird today, and it was so fat that it
couldnt fly... wanted to kick it, but Carolyn
yelled at me yesterday for hitting a bird with a
rock...so I didnt.

Monday, June 09, 2003
In other news, I watched ´Braveheart´. and I´ve
decided that I HATE Scottish people. Throughout
the entire movie they do nothing but screw each
other over. I have come to the conclusion that
Scots are untrustworthy liars, and would kill
their best friends, or at least steal from them,
without thinking twice. The movie ´Trainspotting´
gives further evidence supporting my conclusion...

Right now Im talking to my cool online linguist
friends online...we´re too cool for the Roman
alphabet, so we´re using the Shavian alphabet...

Wednesday, June 18, 2003

I killed a frog the day before yesterday. I took
a stick and totally speard it. It was the coolest
thing I´ve ever done.

I also killed three spiders yesterday. One of
them was huge, and it was in Liz´s car while we
were driving. She totally freaked out and pulled
the car over, so I had to kill it with my shoe...

Monday, June 23, 2003

I have to go to work for the first time in two
years today, and I don´t want to. You see, being
a dishwasher at R Grotto Ristorante is the worst
job ever.
On the positive sides, having a job means that I
get free pop and pizza.

Thursday, April 10, 2003

Ok...I seriously think I am a woman. Today, I
got two new cute sweaters, a thermal that actually
fits my frekishly long arms, and a hot pink button
up shirt. When I wear my hot pink shirt and
thermal together, I look like a gay gas station
attendant. I want a little name patch for it.