Washington D.C. (UP-News) GW Bush announced today
that the
US Armed Forces are poised to invade the State of
Hysteria.
Liberals, who have been moving into the state in
droves over
the last two years, issued more than their usual
amount of
whining immediately after the announcement. "No!
NO! This
will cause the world economy to collapse, more
terror at
home, and body bags by the millions to pile up!"
bellowed
one Liberal adding, "GW is more evil than evil
itself!" A
clearly amused President Bush made it clear that
he felt the
time to allow The State of Hysteria to continue
was drawing to
an end. "Panic over maybes, wide-eyed baseless
fear of things
that might be, and juvenile attempts to stampede
people are
old hat," said GW Bush. "It´s time such silliness
comes to
an end. The State of Hysteria will be shut down."
Liberals
are planning a series of public Freak-Outs and
Mass Cryings
in San Francisco and Paris, France this weekend in
protest.