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Dear Jesus ..., Montag, 22. September 2003, 23:07 (vor 7737 Tagen) @ tictoc

One day little Johnny asked his mother for a new
bike. His mother said, "At Christmas you send a
letter to Santa to ask for what you want, don´t
you?" "Yes," replied Johnny, "but it isn´t
Christmas."
His mother said, "Yes, but you can send a letter
to Jesus and ask him." Johnny sat down with a pen
and paper and started his letter:

Dear Jesus,
I´ve been a good boy and I would like a new bike.
Your Friend,
Johnny

He thought about this and decided to start a new
letter.

Dear Jesus,
Sometimes I´m a good boy and I would like a new
bike.

He thought about this and decided to write another
letter.

Dear Jesus,
I thought about being a good boy and I would like
a new bike.

He thought about this and decided that he didn´t
like that one either. He left and went walking
around depressed when he went by a house with a
small statue of Mary in the front yard. He picked
up the statue and hurried home. He put the statue
under the bed and started his new letter.

Dear Jesus,
If you want to see your mother again, send me a
new bike!
Your Friend,
Johnny