Zadek-Interview

R.A., Mittwoch, 23. Juli 2003, 01:25 (vor 7798 Tagen) @ alex

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Man: Well, there may be no score, but there´s
certainly no lack of excitement here,
as you can see, Nietzsche has just been
booked for arguing with the referee. He accused
Confucius of having no free will,
and Confucius he say name going book, and
this is Nietszche´s third booking in four games.
Whistle: [Phuiiih]
Man: And, oh, that is Karl Marx. Karl Marx is
warming up, it looks as if it is
going to be a substitution on the German side.
Obviously manager Martin Luther has decided on
all-out attack and indeed he must,
with only two minutes of the match to
go. But the big question is: Who is going to be
replaced? Who is gonna come off? It
could be Jaspers, Hegel or Schopenhauer.
But it´s Wittgenstein! Wittgenstein ---- only last
week! And here´s Marx! Let´s see
if he can put some light in this German
attack. Evidently not. What a shame. Well, now,
with just over a minute left,
replay on Tuesday looks absolutely vital.
There´s Archimedes, and I think he´s had an idea!
Archimedes: Heureka!
Man: Archimedes out to Socrates, Socrates back to
Archimedes, Archimedes out to
Herakleitos, he beat Hegel, Herakleitos is
a little flick, here comes on the bardboard
Socrates, Socrates is there! It is in!
The Greeks are going... the Greeks are going
mad! The Greeks are going there, Socrates scores,
beautiful----the Germans are
disputing it! Hegel is arguing that reality is
merely a ---- ethics, Kant by the categoric
imperative is holding that
ultimologically possessed only in the imagination
and
Marx is claiming it was off-side! But Confucius
blows the final whistle...it´s all
over! Germany, having chanced England´s
famous midfield trio Vincent, Mogalov in the
semifinal, have been beaten by the odd
goal! And that´s it again! There it is,
Socrates, Socrates heads it in, and Leibniz
somehow has no chance! And just look at
those delighted Greeks! There they are,
chopper Sokrates, Empedokles, and Deraklites! What
a game here! And Epikuros is
there, and Sokrates, the captain who
scored what must probably be the most important
goal of his career!